Raising a glass to the joys of embracing old age

I have decided that I am “old” at last, having been growing old disgracefully for the past 88 years (Think yourself young, Spotlight, 7 January).

My GP asked me what makes me so spry for my age, to which I replied: “500ml of red wine per day.” More than that is not pleasant.

Ted Webber Buderim, Queensland, Australia